Have a laugh!
This page is merely an excuse to repeat a collection of TV jokes which I have heard over the years (and one or two I made up myself). Yes, I know some of them have whiskers, but if you know any more that won’t break any decency laws or embarrass my Granny, e-mail me them.
SOUND JOKES
What’s the difference between an Airfix model and a recordist?
One’s a glueless kit . . . .
What’s the difference between a recordist and a camel?
A camel’s always got the hump.
How many recordists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - one to change it and one to make everybody else wait for that plane to go away.
Why do sound guys only count up to 2? Because on 3 they have to lift something!
What’s the difference between a genny and a recordist?
The genny stops whining at the end of the shoot.
How tall is a sound recordist?
Dunno, never seen one standing up!
OUTSIDE BROADCAST JOKES
How many security men does it take to change a lightbulb?
You can’t bring that car in here!
No, a LIGHTBULB!
Your number’s not on my list. . .
Oh, forget it . . . . .
How many OB cameramen does it take to change a lightbulb?
I’ll ask them when they come back from the catering truck.
What’s the difference between a coconut and a rigger?
You can get a drink out of a coconut.
What’s the difference between a mad rhino and a rigger?
You can reason with a mad rhino.
OTHER TV-TYPE JOKES
How many straight male wardrobe assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?
There ARE no straight male wardrobe assistants!
How many over-50 staff TV technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
There ARE no over-50 staff TV technicians!
or. . . .
Three - one to change the bulb, and two to reminisce about how much better the old bulb was in the days of ACTT.
(Convoluted - sorry!)
How many freelancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three - one to change it and two to complain that they weren’t offered the job.
How many studio directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two! Four! No, one! Damn, sorry three . . . .
How many prop buyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lightbulb? What lightbulb?!
What’s the difference between a footbath and a Musical Director?
Well, a footbath bucks up the feet . . . .
What's the Collective Noun for a group of electricians?
A shower of sparks!!
This page is merely an excuse to repeat a collection of TV jokes which I have heard over the years (and one or two I made up myself). Yes, I know some of them have whiskers, but if you know any more that won’t break any decency laws or embarrass my Granny, e-mail me them.
SOUND JOKES
What’s the difference between an Airfix model and a recordist?
One’s a glueless kit . . . .
What’s the difference between a recordist and a camel?
A camel’s always got the hump.
How many recordists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - one to change it and one to make everybody else wait for that plane to go away.
Why do sound guys only count up to 2? Because on 3 they have to lift something!
What’s the difference between a genny and a recordist?
The genny stops whining at the end of the shoot.
How tall is a sound recordist?
Dunno, never seen one standing up!
OUTSIDE BROADCAST JOKES
How many security men does it take to change a lightbulb?
You can’t bring that car in here!
No, a LIGHTBULB!
Your number’s not on my list. . .
Oh, forget it . . . . .
How many OB cameramen does it take to change a lightbulb?
I’ll ask them when they come back from the catering truck.
What’s the difference between a coconut and a rigger?
You can get a drink out of a coconut.
What’s the difference between a mad rhino and a rigger?
You can reason with a mad rhino.
OTHER TV-TYPE JOKES
How many straight male wardrobe assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?
There ARE no straight male wardrobe assistants!
How many over-50 staff TV technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
There ARE no over-50 staff TV technicians!
or. . . .
Three - one to change the bulb, and two to reminisce about how much better the old bulb was in the days of ACTT.
(Convoluted - sorry!)
How many freelancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three - one to change it and two to complain that they weren’t offered the job.
How many studio directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two! Four! No, one! Damn, sorry three . . . .
How many prop buyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lightbulb? What lightbulb?!
What’s the difference between a footbath and a Musical Director?
Well, a footbath bucks up the feet . . . .
What's the Collective Noun for a group of electricians?
A shower of sparks!!
